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I’m in Sarawak now!!! Sarawak.. tanahairku… Tanah tumpah darahku Sarawak… But, not yet back home hehe… I’m now in Kuching, stay here for few days, then take bus going back to my hometown, Sarikei. 4-5 hours journey, depending on the bus driver’s skills and road condition. If it’s raining like this few days.. damn, the road sure in very bad condition, will take longer time to reach home. Fark them, constructing the road, it’s like eternity.. I remember they started to do the road since I was in secondary school?? 10 years back? Wtf.. farking slow. Ok move on to a happier note.

Valentine’s Day is around the corner! It’s tomorrow! So, most of you already prepared some gifts, flowers.. for your loved one? Share the love people! Love your friends, your family, your neighbours..your dog.. and the list goes on.. Not only gf-bf or husband-wife love we are talking about when it’s Valentine. It is much more than that.. Everyone should celebrate it, as there is always someone to celebrate your Valentine with Hmm, don’t you think that Valentine’s Day is way too much commercialised nowadays…Overated..

http://bongkersz.wordpress.com/2007/02/13/happy-valentines-day/

Hello people~! It’s the 4th day of New Year. How are you guys doing? How was your the New Year eve celebration? Bad start for my new year; I’m sick, down with flu + cough + sore throat and mild fever. Since 2nd of January. Haha! Maybe the shopping and driving religiously from Saturday (30/12/06) till Tuesday (02/01/06) did me no good

http://bongkersz.wordpress.com/2007/01/04/new-year-resolutions/

Hi guys To all that sent me sms, called me, put up a post for me, photo-chopped my photo or left a message wishing me happy birthday, a big big thank you is all I can say. That’s so nice of you guys, appreciate that!  I love you guys so much! Muaks!

http://bongkersz.wordpress.com/2006/12/01/a-thank-you-post/

I’m doing Cibol a favour here. He’s into this cam-whoring competition. So guys and girls out there, if you love Cibol go here to give him a vote. Why waste your vote on lousy politician, better use it to vote Cibol, at least he’s our Mat Gemilang!! Bwahahahahahahahaha! Cibol boleh!!

http://bongkersz.wordpress.com/2006/10/02/vote-for-cibol-the-mat-gemilang/

PM to rebrand Mat RempitAug 21, 06 12:45pm    Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi will rebrand illegal motorcycle riders - popularly known as ‘Mat Rempit’ - during an assembly in the Bukit Jalil national stadium this November.

Putera Umno chairperson Abdul Azeez Abdul Rahim said the rebranding of Mat Rempit was to change the illegal race participants’ image towards something better.

“We are thinking of a suitable name like Mat Cemerlang,” he was quoted as saying by Bernama.

http://bongkersz.wordpress.com/2006/09/26/joker/

I post this up because it says good thing about November guy.. which is me. bwahahahahahaha! Whore this from one of the friendster blog I visited just now. Accordinng to the description, I’m a hottie!! I’m smart! I’m one of a kind!!

http://bongkersz.wordpress.com/2006/09/14/self-elevating/

Just back from fetching Ame to airport. She has an interview this afternoon in Kuching, so I take leave for today (Lazyness syndrome again.. bah! Anyway I got plenty of leave left, so make good use of it -like writing a blog?? kah kah kah!) So, when I was driving back from LCCT, on the road I saw this white Kancil car. I was driving in the fast lane, and this Kancil was in front of me…

http://bongkersz.wordpress.com/2006/09/14/road-pest/

Writing this while waiting for the lady officer that made an appointment to see me at 11am. Looking at my watch, it’s already 11.50am. Nah, typical of any government department..Wait and wait.. See my face you will know how much I enjoy this waiting game..

http://bongkersz.wordpress.com/2006/09/11/waiting-game/

Guys, please be informed that I have a new blog, and from now on I will do my crapping there. So see you guys there! Drop by and say hi will you ? -MY NEW BLOG-

Yo… Apa di atas sahabat handaiku di luar sana? Sempena bulan kemerdekaan yang mulia ini, biarlah aku menulis dalam bahasa kebangsaan, Bahasa Melayu sepanjang untuk bulan ini. Muahahahaha! Hari ini tiada entri nukilan topik tertentu, cuma cakap-cakap kosong untuk menghilangkan kebosanan. Sudah sekian lama aku tidak menggunakan bahasa melayu dalam perbualan atau penulisan, ditinggalkan selepas SPM 1999 rasanya sudah berkarat Tiada peluang untuk menggunakannya. Di tempat kerja, semua urusan menggunakan Bahasa Inggeris, baik untuk perbualan ataupun penulisan. Bahasa Melayu cuma digunakan bila berurusan dengan jabatan kerajaan. Inilah masanya aku mengasah kembali Bahasa Melayu yang hebat menurut Kementerian Pendidikan Malaysia sehingga tersalah memberikan A1 untuk subjek Bahasa Melayu SPMku. (Ceh ceh.. menunjuk-nunjuk sedikit :p)

Hari Sabtu yang lepas, aku bertemu Cibol di Midvalley Megamall. Sudah lama tidak bertemu menanyakan khabar, kami berdua melepaskan rindu kebosanan dengan membuang masa melepak, meluaskan horizon mengamati gadis gadis ayu… (bunyi macam novel cinta meleleh A. Akashah muahahahaha) Sam, sahabatku yang telah lama menghilang juga muncul. Selepas PMR 1997, Sam bertukar sekolah dan sejak itu jarang nampak kelibatnya. Tidak banyak perubahan yang aku lihat, cuma dia sudah tidak memakai kaca mata, pakai kantai lekap sekarang.

Hehe, sebenarnya hari ini aku curi tulang.. tak pergi kerja. (Harap bos tak baca belog aku ni) Bangun pagi tadi, terasa malas nak pergi kerja, aku pun menelefon tempat kerja memberitahu yang aku ambil cuti hari ni. Engkau orang (Ish.. menulis dalam bahasa melayu formal ini sudah betul, panjang menjela-jela.. Biarlah aku tibai jer asalkan boleh difahami :P) Korang tak pernah ke bangun pagi, tetiba rasa malas, kepala otak mula memikirkan alasan-alasan yang canggih untuk bagitau supaya tak yah gi kerja? Tipulah kalau tak pernah dan inilah yang aku buat pagi ni Tapi aku tidal memberi sebarang alasan, cuma beritahu aku ambil cuti, jadi aku tidak menipu.. aku orang baik, alim kah kah kah! (Orang baik tak kan bagitau dia baik lah.. tapi aku memang baik) Ingat petang nanti aku nak ke Pejabat Pos untuk memperbaharui cukai jalan motosikal. Dah lebih tempoh 2 minggu.

Nanti lah aku sambung menulis balik.. mandi kejap..