Archive for June, 2005

Farking Idiot!

Sunday, June 12th, 2005

Involved in an accident today.Just few streets in front of my condominium. The farking lady driver didnt give any signal when make right turn, and bam! I knocked into her Waja.. fark her.. She called her dad and boyfriend to come shortly after that. Her boyfriend came 1st, and drove her, me and my housemate (I called him to come over) to look for motorbike workshop. It’s Sunday, and most of the shops are closed on Sunday afternoon. So we couldnt find any workshop and we got back to the scene of crime ( :D!) The lady’s father already there and negotiation going between me and her dad. Damn, it’s so frustrating and I was having this feeling wanted to strangle him when he tried to put the blame on me and accused me of being cheapskate when I asked him to pay for the damaged parts of my bike. Told him to give me his contact and pay me rm100 1st, if not enough I will look for him again with the final bill, but he refused by saying I can go and simply make up the amount of the bill. He will only give rm100 and asked the case to be closed. Fark!! The rim of my bike cost around rm60, what about the lights? The covers, the brakes? It’s already very stupid of me not asking him to pay me the medical fees for my bruised leg and wounded arms. Finally, my other friend found this workshop still open, so we went there and checked the repair cost. That’s when i feel really want to whack him when he said ‘You should be grateful that I want to pay for the repairs, It’s like winning the lottery for you’ Wadafak! And he went on saying things like, I followed his daughter car too close bla bla.. Fark him, the his stupid daughter didnt give anyt signal, and it’s not at the T junction where everybody will slow down and she’s trying to turn into this small street beside the house and I was going straight. I was on the right side, for sure i go faster seeing no car from the opposing side and who the fark know she’s going to turn right. Luckily it’s happening in the housing area where I was not going that fast.. Thanks god for that, if no i wont be sitting here typing this out. End of the story, the kiamsiap, idiotic+moronic old man paid up for the repair after the workshop gave him the bill. RM167 only. Hope he sleeps well. Fark j00 old man!

Oh, You’re from Sarawak? I see…

Friday, June 10th, 2005
Saw this in the bulletin board. Might as well share with you guys out there.. hehe… so anyone of you  ever ask your sarawak / sabah friends these questions? Shame on you :P

Thousands of STUPID questions:

1.hey! you sarawak people live in trees ah?
YES, we have elevators too..they’re really an
engineering feat cause its not easy to fit an elevator
into a tree.

2. you guys have electricity is it?
YES..but since cost of transmission is too high
due to the geographic barriers,we use independant
solar panels and mini turbines scattered all
ard,they are exactly 30k of them!!

3.what car do you have over there?
we ride wild boar. when the plane arrive at the
airport ,we take our wild boar and ride it all the way
to our tree house.

4.Got road or not?
no. just jungle trails and few roads in town

5.you bidayuhs are from sulawesi is it?
yes. we are head hunters. human brain is the best
food.

6.sarawak is inside sabah right?
no, we’re one independent state you idiot,sabah is
a town in sarawak

7.eh,sabah and sarawak not the same is it?
yes!! how many times i have to tell you. sabah is a
town in sarawak

8. Is Kuching big?
Sort of. but we have the largest population of
stray cats in the world.abtabout 400k, then why do
you think the city is called kuching, u idiot?!!

9.cause Kuching has got many cats
YES of COURSE!!! how many times do i have to
say??

10.Do Kuching have Chines people?
duh!

11.Can Sarawak people speak english?
no. but we speak french cause we were colonized
by the french in the 18 century and then by the
alliens in the 19, so our local dialects are pretty
much based on the alien languages that no one
understands…

12. does Kuching have airport or you use boat to
go to johor..
kuchign airport is only fit for fokker…. since a
fokker cant go so far…we have to use steamboats,
no joking!! This is because sarawak is so rich in
timbers, that its much cheaper to use timber than
diesel or any other petrol

THE FACT of Sarawak!!
1.the only state to be ruled by a white RAJAH.
2.sarawak is the largest state in malaysia.
3.sarawak supports whole malaysia with its own
economy!!! now you know how generous we are!
without us….there wont be any PUTRAJAYA or
KLCC?????
4.sarawak population is 2176800. kuching has
458,300.
5.there are 27 ethnic groups that speak 45 different
languages and dialects
6.70% is english literate!!
7.kuching international airport hosts a number of
direct international flights!
8.sarawak has never achieved independence ruled
by the BROOKE family, it was given during the
british empire,offered to malaysia
9.kuching is the most liveable city in malaysia and
the 7TH most liveable city in the WORLD…even kl
is behind at 12th..
HAHA..
10. Kuching is the captal city of Sarawak.
11. We are the only state with two cities…Kuching
and Miri.

1.we have electricty
2.in kuching,we see mercedes benz till we wanna
puke! u fool!!
3.the only people that live on trees are those
primitive homo sapiens….thousands years
ago……..dont you ever study , stupid!!
4.our guys are handsome and chics are hot.real
hot~~
5. The size of Kuching is the equivalent of..
uumm.. uumm.. the size of..uumm.. a big …
{[nick: almos the size of semenanjung
malaysia,about 124,449.51 square km]
6. kuching is one of the best cities to live
around !! yoyoyo… kuching rocks! now do you
know how lucky we are? CHEERS!!
7. Kuching is the first friendly city in Malaysia with
various falicilites built for disabled people. Disabled
people adapt best in Kuching than any other city in
malaysia.

feel free to post, but u must be a sarawakian, or
else u will get the Santubong curse where u will be
turned into stones and mountains :P

Let me tell you something. Never ask the
questions above.it only shows how fool, how
stupid, how idiotic, how
knowledgeless you are!! u FOOL!! hahaha…get on
your knees now and think before you ask any
more stupid questions!!!