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Thousands of STUPID questions:

1.hey! you sarawak people live in trees ah?
YES, we have elevators too..they’re really an
engineering feat cause its not easy to fit an elevator
into a tree.

2. you guys have electricity is it?
YES..but since cost of transmission is too high
due to the geographic barriers,we use independant
solar panels and mini turbines scattered all
ard,they are exactly 30k of them!!

3.what car do you have over there?
we ride wild boar. when the plane arrive at the
airport ,we take our wild boar and ride it all the way
to our tree house.

4.Got road or not?
no. just jungle trails and few roads in town

5.you bidayuhs are from sulawesi is it?
yes. we are head hunters. human brain is the best
food.

6.sarawak is inside sabah right?
no, we’re one independent state you idiot,sabah is
a town in sarawak

7.eh,sabah and sarawak not the same is it?
yes!! how many times i have to tell you. sabah is a
town in sarawak

8. Is Kuching big?
Sort of. but we have the largest population of
stray cats in the world.abtabout 400k, then why do
you think the city is called kuching, u idiot?!!

9.cause Kuching has got many cats
YES of COURSE!!! how many times do i have to
say??

10.Do Kuching have Chines people?
duh!

11.Can Sarawak people speak english?
no. but we speak french cause we were colonized
by the french in the 18 century and then by the
alliens in the 19, so our local dialects are pretty
much based on the alien languages that no one
understands…

12. does Kuching have airport or you use boat to
go to johor..
kuchign airport is only fit for fokker…. since a
fokker cant go so far…we have to use steamboats,
no joking!! This is because sarawak is so rich in
timbers, that its much cheaper to use timber than
diesel or any other petrol

THE FACT of Sarawak!!
1.the only state to be ruled by a white RAJAH.
2.sarawak is the largest state in malaysia.
3.sarawak supports whole malaysia with its own
economy!!! now you know how generous we are!
without us….there wont be any PUTRAJAYA or
KLCC?????
4.sarawak population is 2176800. kuching has
458,300.
5.there are 27 ethnic groups that speak 45 different
languages and dialects
6.70% is english literate!!
7.kuching international airport hosts a number of
direct international flights!
8.sarawak has never achieved independence ruled
by the BROOKE family, it was given during the
british empire,offered to malaysia
9.kuching is the most liveable city in malaysia and
the 7TH most liveable city in the WORLD…even kl
is behind at 12th..
HAHA..
10. Kuching is the captal city of Sarawak.
11. We are the only state with two cities…Kuching
and Miri.

1.we have electricty
2.in kuching,we see mercedes benz till we wanna
puke! u fool!!
3.the only people that live on trees are those
primitive homo sapiens….thousands years
ago……..dont you ever study , stupid!!
4.our guys are handsome and chics are hot.real
hot~~
5. The size of Kuching is the equivalent of..
uumm.. uumm.. the size of..uumm.. a big …
{[nick: almos the size of semenanjung
malaysia,about 124,449.51 square km]
6. kuching is one of the best cities to live
around !! yoyoyo… kuching rocks! now do you
know how lucky we are? CHEERS!!
7. Kuching is the first friendly city in Malaysia with
various falicilites built for disabled people. Disabled
people adapt best in Kuching than any other city in
malaysia.

feel free to post, but u must be a sarawakian, or
else u will get the Santubong curse where u will be
turned into stones and mountains

Let me tell you something. Never ask the
questions above.it only shows how fool, how
stupid, how idiotic, how
knowledgeless you are!! u FOOL!! hahaha…get on
your knees now and think before you ask any
more stupid questions!!!