Archive for September, 2005

Disgust!

Friday, September 30th, 2005

I went to MBSA yesterday. When I arrived at I saw a lot of people, the atmosphere was like Malaysia Mega Sale Carnival. I was thinking whadafak these people doing here?  Guess what, if you dont know, yesterday was the day for motorists to settle their summons and yea, those people were there to do so. It was crowded, I feel more like I was in pasar malam or something like that.. looking at the numbers of people around me. Just a point to ponder, regarding this ‘ala-ala mega sale traffic summon discount’ by our ‘you know who’, are they sending out the right message out? From what my rusted brain understand, the message is more like ‘keep your summons dude, save it..  wait for the ”Mega Traffic Summon Discount period which will be held in the spirit of our Mega Sale Carnival where you can get 50% discount or more!!! Maybe sooner they will include lucky draws too who knows? Malaysia Boleh spirit, you know.. Bet on it, we will see "50% traffic summon discount, first 100 to pay will entitle for a lucky draw where you can win a Proton Savvy!! " :S Oh yea, they already did that for MyKad. Something like you can win a Myvi bla bla… read here
It is so farking great!! After all the warnings, extended periods this is what our ‘you know who’ can do? Offer people a chance to win Myvi.. bleh..

Back to the traffic summon discount, fark, then why should we pay our summon on time? We should wait for the discount then :D 50% discount! Siapa tak nak? It reflects that we.. Malaysians can do better when there are rewards.. incentives given.. You guys should read this article — > here
I love this one part hahahahaha! and just want to share with you guys.. Maybe our ‘you know who’ should really give it a try eh?

"Here are a few suggestions on how some basic JUALAN MURAH!!! PROMOSI HEBAT!!!  Clearance/Renovation /Expat-Going-Home Sale strategies, to be implemented by the relevant Ministries, can help the country. 

 

  • BRAND NEW Perodua Myvi for the restaurant with the cleanest
    toilet. Add metallic paint, alloy rims, ABS and airbags if no shoe
    marks are seen on toilet seats.

     

  • GRAND PRIZE of Free Sabah Tour for everybody in a
    neighbourhood if they win a National Recycling (and Garbage Reduction)
    Contest. Consolation Prizes: Water Filters, Hotel Hi-Tea Vouchers or CD
    Giveaways for everybody if they can reduce garbage by 50%. 

     

  • SHOPPING DISCOUNT COUPONS for retirees if they spend time visiting and chit-chatting with residents of old folks homes. 

     

  • VOUCHERS for Insurance, Petrol, Wheel Alignment and Driver
    Re-Balancing (Aromatherapy Spa) for bus companies if none of their
    vehicles break down on the road in six months. 

     

  • BUY-ONE-FREE-ONE luxury home offer for relevant leaders in
    Kuala Lumpur City Hall (DBKL) if they can keep the city free from flash
    floods for one year. Buy-One-Free-Three for relevant state leaders if
    illegal logging (which leads to floods or alternatively water
    shortages) is stopped. Yeah, free three. No choice-lah . . .  you know how much money there is in logs? 

     

  • SMS VOTING for the most efficient Government Department.
    Attractive Prizes, Vouchers, Coupons and Bonuslink Points up for grabs!

     

  • TWO CHOPS on a Coffee Bean-type Loyalty Card (redeemable
    for various free gifts) for Municipal Council staff who attend to
    complaints on potholes within 24 hours. 
  • PROTON SAVVY for all police officers if burglaries, snatch thefts and rapes in their area of jurisdiction are reduced by 80%. 

     

  • GENUINE RM300 TRADE-IN VALUE (no false mark-ups!) for any
    old mattresses of garbage collectors if there are zero public
    complaints in six months. 

     

  • COMPLIMENTARY MEMBERSHIP of Million-Ringgit-Square-Table
    (Rosewood), Double Platinum Diamond Circle or whatever-they-call-it
    elite, peak performance Multi-Level-Marketing clique (various perks
    complete with shimmery-haired, air-brushed photos in glossy magazine)
    for Sports Association committees if they can stop favouritism,
    mismanagement and politicking. And please, Double Datuk-ships for our
    football players if, by some miracle, we qualify for the World Cup. 

     

  • FREE FACIALS every week for all Immigration Officers (or
    their wives) if they smile consistently when greeting us at the
    airport. 

     

  • FOUR DAYS/THREE NIGHTS stay at a posh overseas hotel for
    Telekom managers if 75% of public telephones in their area are working.

     

  • 25% COMMISSION to be split up among relevant enforcement personnel for every director jailed for sucking dry company funds. 

     

  • 15 MINUTES or your pizza free – the response time by
    police to emergency calls; otherwise, you can call up for a free pizza
    delivery on their account. "


    • (taken from the article in The Star - Teh Tarik by Andrew Sia)

    So, why not??

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    Hello World!

    Tuesday, September 13th, 2005

    Yo! It’s been a while since i write something here =) Want to share some updates with you guys out there :)

    Update 1 :  Graduated!

    Yeah! At last.. I received my scroll on the 28.08.2005 :D Spend 5 farking years in the uni just to get the ‘paper’.. Really happy on that day..My parents came down to see me.. I met many uni friends..Most of them looks different after working for some time ;) Lol… some of them which work as contractors.. showed up in new skin complexion! Shining dark brown.. Damn leng chai looks kah kah kah! The girls getting prettier.. (or it was because of the make up the put on? :P :P) During the convo took quite some pictures and..hmm, maybe will put up some convo pictures later… . Ah.. so glad meeting all of them.. Now everyone back to work, dont know when will have time to meet again.. :( To all my friends out there, all the best in everything you do! Cheers!

    Update 2 : Gathering

    Me and bunch of friends who work in KL and PJ went for a gathering last few weeks.. (or issit a month back? Lol.. i lost track of the time haha!) Anyway.. initially we plan to gather at the Beach Club. After like 30 mins drinking, we cannot tahan and moved to opposite Thai Club. The reason was that ….erk…  No pretty leng luis to oogle.. :D :D So cant cuci mata there haha! Most of the girls.. (er.. should say aunties..) really not good for the eyes.. Your eyes will get irritated of looking at them too long hahahahahhaahah!~ Or get eyes infection..Yeah i exaggerated :P But seriously.. what I observed that night was that, too many Indonesians and Thais aunties lepak at the club.. Feel like in a club somewhere in Jakarta or Haadyai kekeke.. And the aunties really flirty.. they will come near to your table.. holding their drinks.. sipping.. make eyes contacts..(oh fark! my eyes!) then put their drinks on the table… move closer to you.. stand or sit next to you.. touchy touchy bit…brush their arms against youw when they get the drinks… :D :D Who the smart ass that suggested the place to meet!.. and I am not really the idea of meeting or gathering at the clubs.. pubs.. You cant talk because of the loud musics.. so basiclly you just shout to your friends… or whispered..(yea.. yea do that to the ladies… kakakakakakaka!) Anyway.. it’s a nice place to free your mind.. listen to the super loud musics numbs your senses.. makes you feel good! Especially after a tiring monday to friday work it’s the best place to head to.. err.. just to relax… drink some beer, look at the ladies…especially their sweet and hot sexy nubile bodies and lets your imaginations run wild muahahahahahha!

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