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Hi guys! I was browsing through the friends list in my friendster just now and man, how I miss those moments when I was studying! Haha! Reading some of the updates my old friends put in their friendster, reminds me of the sweet memories and nostalgic moments! Especially during the period of 1994-1999 in Kolej Bujang, Miri. I was staying in the hostel and really, it was fun! I really enjoyed my life back then. I learned a lot of things.. (bad and good things of course haha.. er.. more bad?? But I still turn out not so bad woh.. hahah!)

Let me share one of the incident that still make me smile everytime I think of it. It was in the year of 1995, I was 14, Form 2 student. This one night, (most probably Friday or Saturday night) as usual after the prep study, me and friends hanged out at the verandah, talking craps. I couldn’t remember exactly what were the topics, but it shouldn’t be other than girls! haha! Young and horny boys hanging out together, what to expect yea? So we were talking.. somebody mentioned about this new girl in the school, Form 1 student, let’s call her Miss C. She’s quite lookable.. attractive for a young girl.. (ceeeeeeeeehhhhhhhh!! hey, dont underestimate my taste for woman at that young age..kah kah kah!) And, there was this guy, our friend, (let’s call him AJ) (not same group with us) was having this some sort of relationship with her. (ala.. that time.. tulis tulis surat.. bla bla that kind of relationship la..understood?) And, damn we were kepoh that time! One of my friend suggested that we went to this AJ’s locker and dig out the love letters and read it for fun! It was about 1-2am in the morning at that time, and most of the people in the domitory already slept, left only few of us still awake. So we agreed to this brilliant plan.. and we sneaked into AJ’s room.

Jeng jeng jeng.. everyone was so excited.. moving in the dark ala ala rambo towards AJ’s bed. His locker was locked, and we assigned one of us to ‘take’ the keys from his pocket/under his pillow.. (we didn’t know..). As we closing in to the target slowly.. few of us was crawling on the floor! and others tip-toed to his bed. Reaching his bed, I still remembered I was hiding below the bed (AJ was sleeping on double decker bed) with another friend, one of us on the lookout, and the other 2 searching for the keys. Then suddenly… POOOOooOTTTT !!! Sounded like a bomb! The only sound at that time.. on that peaceful..quiet night.. Cilaka! My friend next to me farted! Cheebuy.. Another friend which was on the lookout started giggling.. And Mr. Farter just smiled.. Everyone was going to laugh.. but still holding out, because of the important mission keh keh keh! So, resuming our mission, I joined the other two looking for the keys.. damn this AJ where he put his keys! Just as we were busy looking for the keys, then again.. POOOoooT!!.. silence…. POooooooooooooottttt… Pooooooooottttt…. PoooooOOOOTTTT! The guys just couldnt stop farting!! We started laughing and scared of people hearing us, especially AJ, we ran out and laughed the hell out… HAHAHAHAHA! Mission failed..blame his lousy digestive system. Anyway, we still managed to read the letters later. That will be another story wink! wink!

Sorry if the story make you bored, I’m not a good story teller, maybe it’s not funny for you either, but for me.. it was damn funny…considering I was there, experienced it… The farting sounds.. sic. ahahahaha… For my friends, ex-Kolej Bujang, especially those who was on the mission that night, if you are reading this, drop me a message will ya! Miss you guys. Take care!

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