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I feel like an idiot today. This is what happened. I went to open a saving account and apply for the ATM card as well this morning. After I got my passbook and ATM card, together with the pin code, I went to the ATM machine to change the pin code and proceed to do some transactions. 1st try - to transfer money to 3rd party account, failed. Ok.. 2nd try - check account balance, failed. Huh?? I went back to the customer service counter and was told that, I need to wait for few more hours for my ATM card to be activated. Ok fine, waited like 10 mins and I went back to the ATM machine. (got one urgent transaction need to be done mar… anxious lor..) Tried to check my account balance, ah great! It worked. So I proceed to transfer my money, and happily after finished the transaction, walked away and called my friend to tell him I just banked in his money…. then went back to my office.

10 mins after that…

Hmm, I feel like forgetting something… what is it ah?? Oh fark!!! My ATM card!! So I rushed back to the ATM machine, hoping that the card was still there.. Bad.. bad.. no card left at the machine, went to the counter and asked; nobody ‘kindly’ took my card and passed it to the staffs there. Argh!!!! So I need to reapply for my ATM card. Fark.. This is the most stupid thing to do, apply a new ATM card, and reported lost the next 10 minutes…

I wonder why I always forget things… Maybe it’s some kind of sign of more serious diseases? :D  Yeah, I always forget things..sometime the things are so simple.. that I myself never think that I can forget. Think of it it’s kinda silly.. let’s see what are the things that I did in the past, because of my forgetfulness..

1. Go to class without wearing underwear..

No.. I made that up muahahahahaha! Er, but that’s an idea eh? Should try it tomorrow when I go for work

Okay,

1. Riding my bike without wearing helmet

- This one time… no I think few times.. one of it was that I went to the post office, took off my helmet, put it on the chair.. and waited for my number to be called. Finished my business there, went to take my bike and vrooomm… went for evening class. Halfway.. passed this construction area, the road is dusty.. so I tried to cover my face.. and.. huh??? Where is my helmet? Fark.. I left it at the post office.. and I already traveled like 4-5 km.. about to reach campus already. Damn bodo thing to forget.

2. Forgot to take my bike after car-pooled my friend to campus.

Sometime I tumpang my friend’s car to campus. Normally on exam day, or I was lazy to ride my bike to campus. So I would ride to my friend’s house, parked my bike there, and took my bike when finished class. You see, on the way back from campus, we will reach my house first (my friend’s house is few streets down from my house) and I will asked my friend to drop me off at my house.. Selamba, came back from evening class, went to take my bath.. watch a bit of tv.. then went for dinner. At the door.. aik???? Where is my bike?? Cilaka.. forgot to take my bike.. left at friend’s house.. 

3. Forgot someone’s birthday, someone very close to me.

This sucks! This happened last year… I totally forgot the date on the actual day, and proceed to call her the next day, still thinking that,it was her bday (Get it? Her birthday is on 29th March, so last year, on the 29th March and I thought it was 28th March and did nothing, and on the 30 March, I called her to wish her ‘Happy Birthday!!’ Need not to say, I was blasted.. chopped to pieces when I said that. Things getting worse when I called to wish her happy birthday, she did not answer my call.. and I still didn’t know what happened at that time!!! I was thinking that, what la… jual mahal.. sulking again?? I called her 10 mins after midnight (I thought it was 29th March but actually 30th March) so I thought.. aik.. late 10 mins wish birthday also merajuk?? Little that I know, I did a terrible terrible mistake… After trying like 20 times calling her, she answered the call and I asked ‘Hey.. why dont want answer my call la??’ - still oblivious of the reason she was not answering my call. She just quiet, and said that she was going to sleep to which I replied, "Wah, I purposely wait after midnight to call you.. wish you birthday.. and you seems like not so happy…" .. .. .. … … … Cut the story short, I end up 3 hours on the phone explaining how the fark I mixed up the  whole things up.. (not forgetting for the 1st half an hour, I was defending myself "today is 29th, not 30th") Really… embarassing. I feel like shooting myself it the head and feed the brains to the pigs or dogs.. Hopefully this next 29 March I can redeem myself..  again.. sob sob sob….

These are just few of the things that I did.. when I was in my ‘forgetful’ mode… There are more.. but.. I’ll keep it to myself heh!

** This post may offend some of you guys of there, but why should I care?? :D Read and drop your comments or just get lost muahahhahahhaha!

This happened on last Sunday. I was having my dinner  at this one shopping mall food court. While I was eating, I detected a moving object not very far away, walking towards the table I was sitting… A delicious.. sexy.. hot mmmphhh.. what else?? Hot chick on the move.. So, as a true man will do (and as a great respect for the beautiful creation of GOD), I gave my fullest attention the lady… observing her.. oogling time yeah! :D  (Let’s call her Hottie Gurl.) Hottie Gurl wore a tight jean, white small t-shirt with long hair, pretty face + curvaceous body. I was enjoying my that sweet moment oggling Hottie Gurl when this ‘guy’ came to Hottie Gurl.. Oh no wait! ‘Guy’? More like girl with moustache! Fark!! Really, I could see her ‘moustache’ clearly and I was sitting like 3 metres away.. I nearly barfed out my nasi goreng pattaya.. Eheh, Miss Moustache and Hottie Gurl seems like a loving couple to me.. and they ‘pubicly’ displayed their affection of each other!! Fark.. Next thing I knew, Miss Moustache was holding Hottie Gurl’s hand and.. playing with her fingers.. looking at her ‘lovingly’.. those lovey-dovey stuffs you always see loving couple do. Serious!! Spoiled my mood for that day.. what a waste, a pretty.. young sweet thing prefer to not to have a guy to please her but a ‘lan ciao-less’ partner with moustache as her companion.. Haih..