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I saw one advertisement clip on tv just now. The commercial is for this talent-search reality show ‘One In A Million’. In the commercial, you can see this bank robbery scene, where few guys stormed into a bank, and one of the robber threw a bag to a bank employee, pointing ’something’ to him and demanded for cash and valuables. The bank employee then started singing into the bag…. (you got that? his voice is worth a million lah konon konon.. haha!) Ok that’s not what I want to talk about. See, this robber is holding ’something’ and pointed it to the bank employee, so what is this something???? Nah, they censored it!!! (mosaic-ed the thing the robber was holding) Fark it, why the hell you need to censore that? What I observed so far, on Malaysia tv, you have censorship when there is kissing scene.. fark scene (ok we will never see that here :D) and normally they just cut the steamy parts out, or if you notice some commercials by SmartShop where they show girls in bikini with nice body - because those girls konon kononnya use the product bla bla.. ab-master, some magic cream bla bla.. and you will see there are ‘mosaics’ at the boobs area, crotch area.. (because some holy shiet guy in the censorship board thought that you will go crazy after see those boobs and start going to rape every single girls or dogs on the street) So, can we assume that they ‘mosaic-ed’ the thing the robber was holding is because that thing is something sexual? (because I never see they censor gun before on tv, you can watch ALIAS, LOST bla bla.. and see this guy holding gun without they ‘mosaic-ed’ the gun part) So what the guy was holding? Hmm.. the best guess is that he’s holding a ‘dildo‘ and pointing it to the bank employee muahahahahahaha! That’s why they censored it. A dildo!! Or a gun that look like a dildo? Ok that’s my lousy guess So, what do you guys think he was holding? It must be something so explicit, damaging for the public to see to the extent that it must be ‘mosaic-ed’ - censored! Let me know.. hahahahahaha!

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