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Farking sohai… sohai - so (stupid, dumb, dungu, bodoh, lembab, ngok, bengap) hai- (pussy, cheebuy….) literally - stupid pussy muahahaha.. em, dumbass is the the closer translation.. only in english we put ass with dumb.. but in cantonese they put  cheebuy with it… (wah.. mencarut sana sini! bad influence for children.. my ass…1st first who the hell allow your children to read my craps :D)

Ok. Which sohai I’m talking about? The one that supposed to repair the access road to my condominium here. You see, the access road connecting the main road (Damansara-Puchong Expressway - LDP) to the place I stay is really in a bad bad condition. Potholes here and there, it feels like driving on trenches along that 200m road. Look no far to get 1st class 4WD- jungle trekking expedition, you can get it here. And, thanks to the authority (I presume they did the road patch up job), they will come and patch up the holes once in a while… and after 1-2 weeks.. again back to old condition. (Not suprised, looking at how they did the job, simply taruk only, just filled the holes with the premix, that’s it… no wonder after few days the holes reappear) So they came up with a super smart solution, they constructed bumps at every 50m of the road!!!  What the fark!!!  The road is already so bad, and people already drive very slow there..every car basically vibrating and shaking its way out to the main road..why construct bumps????? Why don’t they use the premix that they used to construct those bumps and patch up those potholes? Do a proper patch-up.. then it holes will not appear anymore..Haih.. doing such a simple job also cannot do properly.. want to talk about other things..Ptui!! Menyampah aku..

Monday.. Today damn tiring, running around for the submission to authority. (submission to One Stop Centre - where you submit all the building
plans, road and drainage and earthwork layout,temporary building
plans..landscape plans and bla bla bla documents to each of these
departments - Building, Planning, Engineering and Landscape. Farking
lots of plans to submit.. Just imagine one project you have 20
drawings, this dept want 2 set, another dept need 3 sets…. ) Yes.. boring thing to do as I need to calibrate my intelligence to match those I’m dealing with.. you know.. to be on their level.. (oh yeah!!! that’s damn arrogant things to say heh! I’m one arrogant bastard bwahahahaha! Beat me! :D) Went for the submission at 9am with my colleague. Everything ok.. signed.. arranged in order.. alamak.. kantoi… thought of breaking my own record of doing submission - one time submit, terus kaotim (settle). For the past few submission to the authority, I never able to submit it one time.  Sure got things miss out, ‘new’ requirements… really hard to please lah these people.. basically they are there to find out your mistakes, and they are farking happy to make your life miserable.. running here and there just to fulfil some funny..weird.. requirements.. okaylah.. some of the requirements are acceptable.. but some.. just … duh!

So my 1st submission session this morning failed.. Mission failed, because got 2 drawings, the owner didn’t sign it. Bah, need to bring it back for signing. Came back in the afternoon, drawings signed, the lady passed me the submission bill asked to pay. Went to the payment counter.. RM100 bill, checked my wallet.. aduh, left RM50 only (me damn farking poor this month.. really merempat like that.. aku pengemis yang bergaya..bwahahaha!) Nvm, use plastic..

Lady: Encik, kita tak terima kad kredit.. Kena pakai cash atau cheque.
Me: Ah?? Okay, tunggu kejap

So I went to the ATM machine outside cucuk duit… dang dang dang.. Maybank left RM 39.32 muahahahhaa!! And I didn’t bring my other ATM card.. So no money to pay the submission bill heheheh, went back to payment counter told the lady.

Me : Er, saya bayar esok lah.. tak cukup duit.. (Aisehman.. malu malu.. haha!.. )

Then went to the submission counter again, told the lady there I will pay tomorrow. She then told me..

Lady : Ah, you bayar esok? Okaylah.. I rasa you memang tak boleh submit hari ini. Ini you puya cover letter tak boleh terima (showing me the cover letter to the landscape dept.) Kita tak terima cover letter yang dah kena scrap… liquid.. ( I scrapped off one line in the letter because the landscape architect made a mistake in his letter by including some items which are not relevant to our submission. For the past submissions I did that all the time, scrapped off the date, put in new date for submission.. bla bla.. actually really not that obvious..because done by pro –> me :D but if you purposely look for it, then it’s obvious la.. what la..)

Me : Ah? Dulu boleh, tak boleh liquid jer.. Scrap boleh kan?

Lady : Sekarang tak boleh… dulu boleh..

Me : (fark.. this excuse lagi…dulu lain.. sekarang lain… more like everytime lain lain….never same..) Oh okay.. no choice lah I bawa balik amend.

So tomorrow.. repeat the same routine again.. hopefully everything going smoothly. Yeah yeah! Go go go..!

So, World Cup is over. No more daily ramblings about which team to win by so call ‘football analyst’.. No more cursing when our favourite lose, due to lousy refeeree or dumb game strategy by the coach.. No more shouts of joy from the mamak stall below my condo when a team scored…We are back to usual, mundane..boring life I really enjoy this world cup edition, I even watched almost 95% of the game! Another reason I watch all the game is because I put my money on the line.. I’m punter. Serious one. And lousy one I guess.. haha! Forget about that, not a cheerful thing to talk about.

So, my friends out there.. How’s life? It’s been a year since I started working, pretty much get used to the routine. I’m still in the same company. Most of my friends either have change their working place or change their profession.. I guess I’m not the type of person that keep changing jobs/working place..I’m plain lazy hahaha! Some of them are married, some just came out from uni and working (neh.. like Cibol. he’s not that happy from what I read from his blog… relax man.. take it easy.. relek pok.. ilek ilek bah.. hahahah!) Talking about marriage, my ex-boss daughter (I did part time when I was studying in uni, that’s how I know her) is going to have her wedding this Saturday in Johor. I promised her I will go.. so you guys maybe will see me in JB this Saturday.. and Sunday

Cibol blogged about his first crush here. Lol, horny monkey.. I think my 1st crush will be when I was 7.. or 8 years old.. couldn’t remember exactly. The girl was in the same class with me, and I couldn’t remember why I like her.. but I recalled giving her my drawings.. I still remember tracing pictures from story books..colouring and folding the drawings nicely together with love letters.. kakakakaakaka! And it was written in malay.. lol lol lol… it and gave it to the girl.. muahahahaha! (I’m such a genius back then!!) Er, I can’t remember her name.. I got her photo (class photo) last time, but all my photo albums lost when I moved here to work, so I got nothing to show to you guys haha! (Damn, everytime think of my photo albums and how it get lost, it snapped some nerves in me..I feel like whacking the cheebye kia..)

I’m going to take my bath now, I’ll write some other time. Happy days ahead guys..